Ore to Kawazu-san no Isekai Hourouki – Chapter 38

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Chapter 38

“Funununununu……”

“Mu……”

We were getting fired up.

I was the big one, and the dragonfly was the small one.

Each of us was dancing with the black and red umbrellas that I made.

Though I said dancing, we were just spinning around on tiptoe again and again.

Concentrate on the umbrella and put some spirit into it.

There’s a field in front of me.

There were strawberry seedlings planted there.

Then locking on target, we unleash the energy that has reached the limit by pointing the umbrellas at the sky.

“”Ba!””

pok pok pok pok!

Flowers bloomed from the strawberry seedlings.

The experiment is a great success.

“Yay! This is great!” (Tonbo-chan)

“Right! My new modified magic! ‘Plants-grow-when-you-dance-with-an-umbrella Magic’!”

“Too long! And I don’t know the meaning behind the dancing! But it’s somehow fun!”

“Right!”

**It’s to make fruit this time, and Kawazu-san came out of the house as soon as he sensed that I was getting fired up again. As soon as he saw us, he went back in.

“Hey! Give us a tsukkomi here Kawazu-san!” (T/N: straight man commentary like, “You’re idea is riduculous!” even though it’s a comedy sketch)

“That’s right! After a magical experiment, it should be the tsukkomi’s turn!”

Kawazu-san just rolled his eyes on our complaints.

“…… no, you look like you’re having fun, it wouldn’t be good to interfere. I just thought that I shouldn’t get involved?”

Saying so, Kawazu-san’s expression was strangely warm. I suddenly wanted to do another round.

“……. got it, got it, so this is quite fun?”

“That’s right, we won’t give Kawazu-san any strawberries when they’re ready”

Then we made a commotion again.

Repeatedly spinning on tiptoes, we gathered our intent and released!

“”Ba!””

Pok pok pok pok

A, it became a huge strawberry.

Strawberry milk sounds good for morning breakfast.

 

Today’s breakfast menu consists of fried toast with lots of honey, tomato and lettuce salad, and strawberry milk.

Additionally, the tomatoes and lettuces were collected from my field.

The toast was summoned, the milk and eggs were given by Suke-san through a mysterious man with strange mottled patterns.

The milk seems to be from a goat.

Yup, it’s very useful.

I think it would be great to be able to eat a variety of things without relying on summoning them.

However, in order to increase the ingredients by even a little bit, I guess it’s necessary to expand the network to the network to the humans?

It’s included to the things to do in the future.

Well, menu aside, there are four breakfasts made.

For Me, Kawazu-san, and the dragonfly as usual. The other one is for yesterday’s unexpected guest.

Sailor Soldier stared at the breakfast with a surprised expression, a gulp was heard from her throat.

“How amazing, there’s nothing but surprises since yesterday, that I might get tired”

“You think so? It’s a very ordinary breakfast though?”

“No way that’s right. The bread here is tougher and rougher, there’s no such thing as mayonnaise for salad dressings, and strawberry milk simply isn’t an option”

“Uwaa really? That can’t be”

This, I like eating it after crushing it with a spoon.

If they haven’t even discovered this, an otherworlder will feel that they’re missing out a lot.

However, it seems like Sailor Soldier was amazed by something else.

“I thought it would be impossible…… but instead of impossible, I had a really good sleep last night”

“Ah, were you comfortable?”

“Yes! It was perfect! The jet bath was pleasant in the big tub, I wonder how long I slept soundly during the treatment? I haven’t used a waterbed even back in the other world! I already don’t want to go back to the previous hard beds”

Sailor Soldier was in a good mood.

She seemed tired yesterday, so I offered her the bed.

By the way, I fell asleep on the living room.

I just wanted to do it at least once.

However, I think the Sailor Soldier who had perfectly put her appearance in order is just as beautiful as yesterday – certainly even more polished.

……no, wait a second.

Things like treatments and equipment for styling, did our bathroom have those?

By the way, I just wash with shampoo.

“The bathroom has something like a rinse?”

“Eh? It does? I tried it and it seemed good so I used it…… was that bad?”

“No, I didn’t make something like that……”

“Ah, that was mine” (K)

Our eyes gathered to Kawazu-san who had his hand raised.

How to take this.

“…… it’s too unexpected, Kawazu-san. Where’s the hair?”

“Beard! It’s something that you grew! I use Compound Magic to chemically wash and rinse, making it shiny and glossy!”

“So you developed something like that……”

“Naturally! I’m on who minds his own appearance!”

“…… you don’t really have to think about it’s gloss right. The frogness will still leak out”

“Don’t put me in the same category!”

Putting aside the unexpected things from Kawazu-san, the results of that treatment it unquestionable.

Certainly, looking at Sailor Soldier, I could really see that the cuticles have greatly improved.

Even the dragonfly unintentionally buzzed.

“Mu-, so that’s it, I feel that my position is being threatened”

“What position?”

I paid her some attention, a and the dragonfly exclaimed as she raised her hands high

“It’s obviously about the position of heroine!”

“Ho ho ho, are you sure you didn’t confuse it with the mascot position” (K)

“What did you say!? You’re the mascot! You Frog-chan!”

“Why don’t you stop that already!” (K)

“Don’t worry, both of you are cute” (T)

“Good that you know!”

“Me too! ★ ”

Producing a star is disgusting.

Sailor Soldier also said something spontaneously.

“Ahahaha. It’s not that Sailor Soldier, Kawazu-san isn’t cute, that’s disgusting”

“It’s not Sailor Soldier! But it’s mean. He’s a at least cute”

“No rather. Disturbing” (T)

“What does that mean?” (K)

“It’s fishy and disgusting”

“You guys…… it’s time that I show you my Tai Chi, I don’t mind making you interpret that too?”

Kawazu-san still continues his daily Tai Chi. He’ll soon breakthrough into master level.

After the noisy breakfast, I decided to finish what I ought to do immediately.

“The meal is over so I’ll bring Sailor Soldier to the Queen’s place”

Kawazu-san nodded in agreement to what I said.

Sailor Soldier could be accidentally attacked by fairies if we keep being quiet and in hiding.

We need to talk it out so something like that won’t happen.

“Oh, if that’s the case, let’s have you try to talk alone first so that they don’t suddenly attack”

“I understand”

As I talked to Kawazu-san about this, the Fairy Village was also in a commotion, so we thought it through.

It’s only natural to be uneasy when we’ve brought in someone of questionable origins.

Sailor Soldier had her guard up.

“What kind of person is the Her Highness, the Queen?”

“She’s the overseer of this Fairy Village. She let us live her in exchange for a security boost”

“So that’s what a Fairy Queen is……”

“Exactly, any problems?”

Sailor Soldier didn’t have a good complexion when she heard that, she let out an awkward laugh.

“No, I just thought the the fairies yesterday were scary. Is that okay?”

Indeed, it was horrible yesterday.

And I think the same when the Queen brought fully armed soldiers on our first meeting.

“……not okay? Pretty hard but light enough person. Kawazu-san was also only shot with countless beams mysterious beams when they faced each other, you know?”

“That’s absolutely not fine!”

No, I think it would probably just be fine.

 

“Rejected”

“Ee”

In the end it was a dud.

I was put down after just talking about a human from the outside

“You guys were a special case. Is it really easy to make everything an exemption?”

“Isn’t it fine, stingy”

“Not stingy! Besides, isn’t she technically a stranger? Why should you ask this Mistress for anything?”

“Ah, you’re right, we don’t have that”

Behind me is the barely convinced Sailor Soldier, who wore a robe covering her face as a precaution, that started to panic.

“…… can you please not suddenly betray me”

“A, Sailor Soldier had appeared”

“Stop calling be Sailor Soldier!”

She raised her voice from being provoked, and the robe shifted.

Blonde hair spilled out.

“Oh, a beauty”

For some reason I heard a murmur……

Following the voice, the Queen had a serious face.

“……did you say something, Queen?”

“No really? Hm, but…… this could be worth a thought”

“A suddenl change of opinion”

“Silence!…… by the way, human. I cannot let you settle here for no reason. As a general rule, other races are not allowed in the Fairy Village”

Clearly declaring that is indeed just like what the Queen would do.

However, it was Sailor Soldier who surpassed my expectations.

She was, how do I put it, sparkling.

“Your Highness, it is a pleasure to meet you. This one hailed from a country of humans, I am called Magari. This may be sudden, but merely listening to what I have to say is an honor
Though I understand that I can’t simply just live here, may I at least have the permission to leave and enter?”

She said while elegantly bowing.

The sophistication of the gesture looked more knightly instead of ladylike.

I didn’t know where the aura of a hero had stopped.

“……I wanna switch with you”

“So it’s as you say”

The Queen who was taken down by the beauty’s aura, finally regained her senses and shook her head. She smoothed her expression over.

“…… it’s a joke. But that’s right, depending on the conditions, I may not be against your stay”

“Is that true!”

To the rejoicing Sailor Soldier, the Queen smiled a little and chuckling sounds came from her lips.

“You shall let me take some pictures”

No, maybe she’s not really herself.

“……yes?”

“I said pictures…… it’s fine to take pictures right?”

“Yes, Your Highness”

However, I was able to ascertain the Queen’s reason for asking that, how shocking.

Oh my! The Queen is serious!

Rather, it’s a really calculative request.

It was already too late when I thought of stopping it, the Queen had already requested.

“Hm, the truth is my blog is secretly popular right now, but although that’s the case there are only about five others”

What the Queen is talking about is the blog ranking application that I made.

After someone makes an article in the blog, readers give it a rating it anonymously.

Although the numbers just aren’t enough, and it’s just an application for fun, but it somehow seemed to boom in secret.

The Fairy Queen ultimately talks about contemporary stuffs usually, so it can’t be helped that it usually comes on top.

“Yes……”

Sailor Soldier seemed like she didn’t know what the deal was so she gave a halfhearted reply, and the Queen nodded with a pleasant smile.

“That dragon brat seems to be doing his best, recently, his approval rating has risen by 10. Here’s one, if I upload a beauty’s photo, my top position would be guaranteed. How about it?”

“Um…… if it’s just a photo?”

“I see! Wait, me! I’ll bring the crystal right away!”

I lost!

Indeed, if you can upload Sailor Soldier’s images, you’ll catch that dragon!

Then even the nuetrals like the naive masked dragon or the female dragons……oh no, these fairies are bomb fishing!

What can be done. My “Journey with 800million” will be meaningliess again!

Even though I’m dawdling at the bottom.

“……is this your intention, Tarou?”

“Damn! There was that method! Indeed it’s very good eye-candy!”

“……what could you guys possibly be fighting about?”

The photo session was held without further delay.

“Say ‘cheese’. Fuuu, good. Then I’ll permit your coming and going. However, you can only stay at this guy’s cabin. I’ll trust you not to cause unnecessary trouble in the Fairy Village, alright?”

“……I will take it to heart, Your Highness”

A good job to you, Sailor Soldier who looked tired.

“Yes, by the way Tarou, can I ask you to lend me something?”

However, the Queen immediately shook it off and adapted an atmosphere like she just remembered something.

Waah, do you intend to bring up another troublesome request?

But for this time, wait a moment before I lend a hand.

“……haven’t you taken the pictures? Isn’t that enough?”

I said it somewhat miserably, the Queen naturally snorted with a victoriou look.

“That’s about coming and going. Staying is a different matter, isn’t it?”

“…… stingy”

“Listen. Here’s the thing this time, another messenger arrived again, won’t you go and see?”

“It sounds troublesome like before”

“That’s the case. It is indeed quite troublesome place, the Elf Village”

But when I heard the details, I immediately fixed my attitude, and grasped the Queen’s hands.

“! With all due respect, let me do it!”

“……why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden? Whatever, it’s good if you’re motivated.
Additionally, can you leave them your computer? Assuming that they’ll accept it……”

The Queen murmurmed at the end that they are hard to please, but I’ll ignore that.

Speaking of Elves, they are a staple of fantasies!

I was thinking of wanting to meet them at least once.

Moreover, it’s not an exaggeration to say that Elves are described to be beautiful and other similar descriptions, a blooming tribe.

I’d be lying if I said that I’m not hyped for this!

 

Ore to Kawazu-san no Isekai Hourouki Ch.5

Last chapter, we had some very informative speculations on what the numbers probably mean. Keep it coming! It’s a shame that I’ll be a bit busy this weekend. Anyway, enjoy and special thanks to Ian for the support!


Chapter 5

“Oh hoh!”

“Ah, up already?”

The waking old man nervously and tensely stood up from the bed.

I guess it’s natural.

It would be strange if he’s not disoriented.

I lightly raised my hand in greeting to the old man.

“How’s your condition? Gramps?”

“What in the world happened?! I’m supposed to be dead!”

As soon as he noticed me, gramps changed his countenance and begun to come near me.

“I know how you feel, but calm down”

Even I think that what I did was insane, I’ve no clue how I am supposed to make things easier to accept.

I gently patted his shoulders.

Slightly calming down, the old man took a deep breath and huffed down to sit on the bed.

There’s probably nothing to worry about if he’s this energetic.

Anyway, that unbelievable magic seems to have properly succeeded.

I opened my mouth as I waited for him to get his bearings.

“I’ve brought you back, so what do you think?”

“No, even if you say that…”

The moment the old man realized the situation, he froze up with his mouth wide open.

“Wha-? Did you say you revived the dead? How did you cast such an outrageous magic…..?”

“We~ll, it was really easy you know? I simply did this and that.”

In truth, I may be really tired but the negotation itself went pretty smoothly.

Viva super magic.

Money also makes Hell go round, it seems. How that fact feels melancholic.

“What do you mean ‘simply did this and that’….. you would have had to take out an enormous amount of Mana”

“Ah–….. well I don’t think it required that much?”

When I said this, gramps jaw gradually fell.

“There’s no way that’s true! Where did you get that much magic from?….. Don’t tell me you’ve committed a massacre!? What a mess! To think that I’ve given my magic to such a person…..! I thought I finally found someone capable!”

The old man who plopped down seems to have made some gargantuan misunderstanding.

Even I would undoubtedly feel unsettled in the face of such a misunderstanding, so let’s set things straight.

“….. don’t suddenly slander a person. All of it were mine, ya know.”

“…..wha-?”

“I said everything was mine. There’s simply no way I’d do such a reckless thing.”

I didn’t lie in what I said but he’s still in disbelief after all.

But in the mean time, reason finally returned to his blank face. This time he spread his arms wide and rebutted in a scandalized tone.

Apparently the situation turned into a joke.

“Wah, wah wah! Stupid tale. Assuming that I believe you.
Why are you not dried up and dead? Magical depletion means ‘death’. Even if you have my Mana, it would still be far from enough.”

“Then it’s most likely because I have Mana to spare”

We~ll, I know that it’s hard to accept but I wish you’d believe the truth.

Gramps let out a dry laugh, so I responded with a ‘whatever’ dead pan expression.

Then the old man gulped down his throat, and cautiously asked me,

“……By the way, just how much does your magic measure?”

“8,001,000. But I think the 1000 is from you”

“…….!”

Gramp’s head unsteadily shook.

If you’re that surprised, I’d wonder if I should give it more importance.

The collapsed old man somehow turned to charcoal.

“…..my five hundred years means nothing.”

“Oh no, don’t praise me that much~”

“I didn’t praise! E ei quite a personality! Hey wait! It’s hard to move! There’s something wrong with my body!? Did you fail!?”

“Is that so? as I thought?”

“….as you thought?”

Not knowing what’s that meaning of the thing he heard, the old man had hardened his eyes.

I averted my gaze and faced towards the future.

Of course, if you ask me, it would be odd if there was nothing weird about the body.

What should do? Earlier, I couldn’t help but procrastinate for a bit…..

All right, in the end I swallowed my saliva and decided to just be honest and own up to it.

“A-….. how should I put it? The magic to revive the dead needed a vessel no matter what. Then I picked one up right around here.”

“……so you murdered someone after all? …..what a piece of work! Without blood or tears!”

“You say that again. Bad listener. Let me rephrase, I caught it around here. I felt quite sorry for it.”

“……you caught it, you say?”

“Un. Although the results are a bit unexpected…. but it’s that, I’d call us quits since you kindnapped me….. somehow”

The old man was surprised with my ambiguous statement.

“What are you talking about?”

“A-, here’s a mirror! ……. don’t get too mad okay?”

I flippantly took out the mirror that I prepared beforehand.

The old man peered inside the mirror and was indeed surprised, his previously circular eyes bulged out some more.

Vivid emerald green skin, shiny and lustruous.

Froggy cheecks bulging out like balloons.

But for some reason, the chin has a long, pure-white beard.

“Nna-……!”

“Even though it looks like this, I did my best…..”

No matter how you look at it, the mirror’s reflection shows a huge frog.

But it’s bipedal.

“My, as expected it’s bad, I aimlessly downloaded various [Body Modification] magics while you were sleeping…. but it’s still ended up as a frog. Ah! Your beard grew, see! You could also freely move your four limbs right? I also tried my best to make your walking style bipedal! ……isn’t it great that it’s an animal with hands and feet?”

Though I was chuckling and laughing, cold sweat ran down my back.

Full disclosure, I did some really weird things so that this strange organism could be born.

I thought it was fine when I was doing it, but this is the result.

The old man just solidified from staring at the mirror too long.

As expected it was wrong, I tried to say some comforting words but….

“OH MY GOD!”

The big frog dramatically flipped, I panicked.

“A, this is, so you really turned into a frog…..”

“Shut up!”

That day, the man who was hailed as the greatest magician in the world was reborn as a frog.


T/N: best quote for the day:

[Full disclosure, I did some really weird things so that this strange organism could be born.]


Chapter 4                                                     OKIH                                                           Chapter 6

Ore to Kawazu-san no Isekai Hourouki Ch.3

T/N: I’m sure I said something about the chapters being long… but this one is a bit short so I’ll offer it like an extra? Dunno, I’m too lazy to check the next chapters unless I’m translating them.


Chapter 3

I want to, but I really don’t know how to do it.

“Well, I already received it afterall. First should be [Analysis] magic… yea”

In the mean time, I’m gonna extend my hand, and pose as if I’m casting.

I’d blush if someone saw me.

I’m alone so I don’t have to worry about it, but it’s still a bit shameful.

Even if it’s embarrassing, it can’t be helped right? I inhaled deeply and focused my attention, getting fired up.

Magic, come forth!

I somehow thought along those lines, then my body glowed a faint blue.

I was caught off guard by what I can do.

Ooh! So I can use magic by just thinking about it?!

It’s great that it’s unexpectedly easy.

Instead of something disappearing inside me, bizarre patterns of strange characters circled in the air.

This seems to be magic after all.

It remained stationary while continuing to glimmer.

Before this fantastic display of magic, I stood gaping and slightly frightened.

It’s not the right time to space out.

“G-good! Go! [Analyse]!”

Once I spoke my part, the magic enlarged and flared, it activated and disappeared.

Did it fail?

I was momentarily concerned but that wasn’t the case.

It properly appeared, after a slight delay, a three dimensional image pops in front of me.

My chest suddenly feels like it’s pounding.

Full disclosure, I feel quite touched with this first casting.

The table reflects a game-like parameter……. it really looks like it.

My secretly smiling face is projected on the screen, there I got some peace of mind.

“Too easy! …..let’s see, let’s see HP 10? How low! Just how low is my physical strength…… oh well, I really can’t compare to know if it’s low or high. My MP is……. the thing that’s called Mana right?”

Let’s check out my MP.

It’s just that the numbers on the screen don’t make sense.

“Wha-? 8,001,000?”

I’ll rub my eyes and check again.

…..just hold on a moment.

The normal is ‘1’ right?

Also, this 1000 was something that I received….. so originally, it’s still astronomically high?

Surely the digits aren’t right.

Before I knew it, I broke out in cold sweat.

Perhaps…… I’m some sort of magical monster, that kind of level?

Additionally, the magic earlier.

“Ah uu w-wa-wait, old man…. this is different from what we talked about, right?”

I blankly remember the face of the absent old man.

That terrible smiling face, and the uselessly white teeth.

“Dou~ ourya!”

I punched the screen hard and the [Analysis] magic was cut off.

Didn’t really need to do it, it just felt good.

I used the back of my hand to wipe the sweat off my brow.

Fu~u. Now, what do I do next?

“Argh…. whatever! Even if I get mad, it’s not like it’s gonna change anything!

There’s no use thinking too much about it either.

As they say ‘better too big than too small’, I’ve decided that I won’t be bothered by it.

“Alright! Let’s try something else!”

Let’s see, which magic could be safe? Since I know how to use it, it’s time to practice.

Anyway it’s always good to try what I can do first.

Even though what I really reeaaally want to do right now is to complain to that old dude…. ah well.

In the mean time, how about trying out that supposedly incredible magic.

“[Magic Creation]! Chinkarahoi!” (T/N: Think “Abracadabra”)

I know nothing about spells, so I said something that might be suitable.

Is it really appropriate though, Magic?

That said, there aren’t any special effects this time around.

If someone could observe, they probably won’t see anything different.

But magic is still magic. It can’t be compared to what I did earlier – complex magic is within me and it has been activated, I feel fear.

Nothing is strange on the outside, it’s happening inside.

This is only my perception but, I feel something engraved deep inside of me and it’s connected somewhere.

A few moments later, I feel strongly connected to something larger than life.

I can’t say what it is.

It’s just incredibly huge, yet I don’t know what it represents, it seems to be somewhere I know, a thought-space that I can’t fully grasp.

I wonder if it’s something of this world?

It’s the paradox of understanding yet not knowing how you understand. I feel it desperately.

However, what I said first isn’t an expression of surprise or anything.

“…….why is it like this”

I’ve turned into a caricature.

No well, this isn’t the anticipated exhilaration.

Even I wanted to say “Such a thing…..!” or “Is it alright for humans to use this power……!”

But it’s really underwhelming.

In front of me is the all too-familiar sight from my computer screen, the great Search Engine.

I don’t know what it’s playing at, but I’m really not joking around.

What is this? Google?!

This somehow ruins the feeling of immersion.

Even from a while ago, it was like the parameters of a game, now it’s a PC screen – this doesn’t look like magic at all.

Closing my eyes, I can see a flashing bar in the middle of the screen.

Apparently, I can input search keywords here.

“…..this can really be aptly called an imaginative process.”

Or maybe it’s language centered.

When I think of an appropriate word, it just spontaneously taken and searched.

When the search is completed, different types of magic is displayed.

If you enter a word, it seems that some sort of grand mechanism would display related items on a list.

This is really the internet isn’t it; sincerely, thank you so much.

Depending on the searched words, the immensity of what I can do is different.

If it’s like this, I should’ve studied ‘Language’ more seriously.

“Now what should I do….. my motivation somehow evaporated already”

Motivation is lowered, and my previous conceptions disappeared.

In that state, I suddenly thought of something stupid.

It should be impossible.

Or so I thought, I only jokingly thought about it in a very half-assed way, it’s not like I’ll lose anything………eh? Somehow it’s possible?

Of course it’s something I shouldn’t do…….. yet I did it anyway. Right.


Ramblings: sorry to the donor earlier, I didn’t immediately see the note about wanting to be anonymous, anyway, here’s a little chap 😀

……..anyway, there are a lot of reasons for updating again today but this may not always be the case. I’m personally not a fan of cliffhangers, hahaha.


Chapter 2                                                       OKIH                                                 Chapter 4